What NOT to do when selling your house.

1. Have a  one year old's birthday party.
2. Have the uncle over to his best Kool Aid Man impersonation on your French door screens.
3. Totally mis-read that text message about the appraisal date, which is, conveniently, RIGHT after that one year old's birthday party.
4. Keep out all of those freshly greening plants that your cats LOVE to eat and then throw up all over the place.